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With Mark Schlabachs most recent Way-Too-Early Top 25 rankings as our guide, we have ranked everything from the weakest position groups to the most likely future presidential candidates. This week, a little comedy. Which players on college footballs top 25 teams could moonlight as stand-up comedians?1.?Alabama Crimson Tide DaShawn HandOne of the best moments after Alabama won the national championship was when the players took over the SEC Now set?after the game. The highlight was Hand, who looked like a natural in front of the camera?as he made people laugh after commandeering the microphone from Joe Tessitore. From asking Tim Tebow questions about the game to his response to Kenyan Drakes touchdown, it was comedy gold. At one point, he even asked for the cameraman to zoom in on him. -- Greg Ostendorf2.?Clemson Tigers Jay GuillermoThe fifth-year senior center may have a case as the funniest player in college football. He has jokes, so stand-up would be a nice niche, but hes actually more likely to excel on Saturday Night Live due to his spot-on impressions. From Dabo Swinneys Clemsoning rant to O-line coach Robbie Caldwells Southern charm, Guillermo knocks his impersonations out of the park and keeps his teammates doubled over in laughter. --David M. Hale3.?Michigan WolverinesKyle Kalis, Erik MagnusonSeniors Kalis and Magnuson arent just a pair of experienced, starting offensive linemen for the Wolverines. Theyre also a strong comedy duo who keep their teammates in stitches. Theyve honed their act by appearing on the radio together and once jokingly posed as Abercrombie & Fitch models. --?Brian Bennett?4.?Florida State Seminoles Keith BryantBryant has not seen much time on the field, but the redshirt junior often holds the spotlight in the locker room. Bryant routinely cuts up in the Seminoles facility. --?Jared Shanker5.?Oklahoma SoonersDede WestbrookThe wide receiver keeps his teammates laughing with his constant banter. He also has a solid touchdown celebration. Apparently, Westbrooks brother also has a sense of humor. -- Jake Trotter6.?LSU TigersFoster MoreauThe sophomore tight end was our pick as LSUs biggest prankster a few weeks ago, largely because the kid is straight-up silly. Moreau is the top choice here, too, even if his needling ways dont always go over so well on the practice field. Moreau always seems to be having fun, and that would serve him well if he tried to make people laugh for a living. --?David Ching7.?Stanford Cardinal Zach HoffpauirAfter a stint playing minor league baseball, Hoffpauir returns to the Farm, bringing with him his big hits and comedy routine. The safety is known for being able to do spot-on impersonations of everyone on the team. --?Kyle Bonagura8.?Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jay HayesHayes has made his presence felt since day one, whether it was crashing press conferences as a freshman or doing bad lip-reading voiceovers with quarterback?Malik Zaire?as a?sophomore. Hayes Twitter habits have drawn scrutiny, but theres no denying hes a character around the program. --?Matt Fortuna9.?Ohio State Buckeyes Cameron JohnstonThe Buckeyes lost a ton of talent off last years team and also some of the biggest characters in college football (Cardale Jones, Tyvis Powell, Joey Bosa, etc.). Someone needs to fill that comedy void, and perhaps it can be senior punter Cameron Johnston. Maybe its just the accent, or how the Australian is willing to crack jokes at his homelands expense on social media, but wed definitely listen to Johnston on an open-mic night. --?Bennett10.?Tennessee Volunteers Joshua DobbsQuarterback Joshua Dobbs isnt the funniest guy -- and hed be the first to admit that -- but he isnt afraid to get in front of his teammates and deliver the corniest jokes out there. His lack of stage fright and acknowledgment of his own corniness make him perfect for stand-up. He can take the heat and then dish out a lukewarm response that will at least get him rolling. -- Edward Aschoff11.?USC Trojans Zach BannerBanner is one of the best offensive tackles in college football, and hes also one of the funniest. He has a sharp wit, and his performance in USCs renowned Elevator Rap was a highlight of the offseason.--?Bonagura12.?Georgia Bulldogs Davin BellamyOutside linebacker Davin Bellamy can deliver those quick-witted, creative insults made for a stand-up routine. The more you respond to him, the funnier he gets and the harsher his barbs are. No heckler could stop his flow. -- Aschoff13.?Ole Miss Rebels Carlos DavisNeed a good laugh? Go browse through Davis Instagram account. There are videos where he digitally added makeup to both himself and his teammates. Theres a video of him and Alabama wide receiver?ArDarius Stewart?doing the running man. And then theres the video of him pranking former teammate Laremy Tunsil?from a few years back. If Davis ever wants to do stand-up comedy, hes got the personality and charisma to pull it off. -- Ostendorf14.?Oklahoma State CowboysJesse RobinsonRobinson is one of the most experienced offensive linemen on the team and one of its most gregarious personalities. The junior has started games in each of his first two seasons and is a candidate to be a future comedian as one of the funniest players on the roster. --?Brandon Chatmon15.?Michigan State SpartansMatt MacksoodThe senior receiver hasnt played much during his Spartans career, but he may have a future on stage as an impressionist. He made a splash impersonating coaches, teammates and analyst Lou Holtz before the 2015 Cotton Bowl. Check it out starting at the 0:35 mark of this clip. --?Bennett?16.?Washington Huskies Jesse SosebeeBetter known as Boomer, Sosebee is also known as one of the funniest guys at Washington -- his grooming is on point as well. --?Bonagura17.?Houston Cougars Garrett DavisTo do stand-up, you need to be charismatic, outgoing and, most importantly, quick-witted. Davis is all of those things. The Houston defensive back can always slide in a clever joke in a short amount of time. Hes one of the more gregarious players on the team. And coach Tom Herman has said Davis could be a future presidential candidate, which goes to show how much charisma he has. -- Ostendorf18.?North Carolina Tar HeelsTommy HattonThe Tar Heels young center brings a bit of New Jersey flair to the South, and it makes for an amusing addition to the locker room. Hatton isnt exactly Jersey Shore material, but hes definitely a bit of an atypical personality among all the Carolina guys at UNC, and he gets more laughs because of it. --?Hale19.?Oregon Ducks Arrion SpringsA natural entertainer, the starting cornerbacks game-sealing interception against Arizona State last year allowed him to show how comfortable he is in front of a microphone. --?Bonagura20.?TCU Horned FrogsL.J. CollierAs one of the funniest players on the Horned Frogs squad, the redshirt sophomore could have comedy in his future if he desires. A defensive end?who played in four games and recorded one tackle in 2015, Collier should have an expanded role in 2016. -- Chatmon21.?Texas A&M Aggies Conner McQueenThe redhead is the Aggies third-string quarterback, and hes the first to make jokes about himself -- and that type of humor is among the funniest when it comes to stand-up comedy. He has the type of personality that would fit a comedian. Hes also one of the better Twitter follows on Texas A&Ms football team. -- Ostendorf22.?UCLA Bruins Takkarist McKinleyMcKinleys plan to bribe Kenny Clark with sandwiches to get him to return for his senior year didnt work, but you cant fault McKinley for trying. --?Bonagura23.?Iowa HawkeyesDerrick Mitchell Jr.The receiver/running back has been known to perform silly dance moves in order to disrupt a teammates interview -- as seen here (wearing No. 85). The Hawkeyes voted him as most likely to cause a belly laugh. -- Bennett24.?Miami HurricanesSunny OdogwuAll you need to do is hear the offensive lineman talk about his touchdown versus Duke last year and the ensuing laughter from reporters to get a glimpse of Odogwus personality. Intense on the field, Odogwu keeps it light off of the field, and his delivery of his stories captivates an audience. --?Shanker25.?Louisville CardinalsShaq WigginsWiggins has a personality to light up a room. The cornerbacks teammates speak of his trash-talking in legendary terms. 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"Demp (Ryan Dempster) came out before he went to the bullpen and was just yelling that they lost. Salomon Trail Running Hombre . Schenn scored the game-winning goal and added two assists to lead the Philadelphia Flyers to a 4-1 win over the Calgary Flames at the Scotiabank Saddledome on Tuesday. Salomon Snowcross CS . Jeff Green scored 13 points and Kris Humphries 12 for the Celtics, who nearly blew an 18-point, second-half lead. Sullingers 20-20 was the first by a Celtics player since Kevin Garnetts first game in Boston in 2007. Garnett was dealt -- along with Paul Pierce -- to Brooklyn during the off-season.SALT LAKE CITY -- For all the recent success Utahs Kyle Whittingham has had in the Pac-12, beating Arizonas Rich Rodriguez has eluded him.The Wildcats are 4-0 against the 24th-ranked Utes since Rodriguez took over in 2012, and to hear Whittingham tell it he hasnt really been thinking about that this week.Its not on my mind, but I guess it should be, Whittingham said. Its right. Its accurate. Theyve had our number the last four years.The Wildcats (2-3, 0-2 Pac-12) have run roughshod through the Utes (4-1, 1-1) in the last four meetings, rushing for an average of 269 yards per game.The Utes could have their best opportunity yet to put an end to that streak when they host the Wildcats on Saturday.Arizona has been plagued by injuries this season with 28 players, including 18 starters, on the injury report at the beginning of the week. Starting running back Nick Wilson, who ran for 218 yards and three touchdowns against the Utes in 2014, is listed as questionable with an ankle injury.And though they ran for 200-plus yards in their last four consecutive games, the Wildcats usually explosive offense isnt what its been in the past.Arizona is ranked No. 51 in the country with 443.4 yards of total offense per game with the No. 65 scoring offense (29.2 points per game).They havent been as prolific offensively as they have in previous years, but theyve been prolific against us all four last years, Whittingham said. Were not overly concerned with whats gone on the first four weeks of the season for them because we know weve had our own struggles with them.Rodriguez said Sundays have become long days, win or lose, as the injuries have piled up. Arizona finished the last game without its top two quarterbacks and top two running backs. Last week, Khalil Tate became the first Arizona true freshman to receive time at quarterback since 2008 due to a rib injury to Brandon Dawkins. Tate may start against the Utes.As a staff, we have to come together with a plan, try to put some guys in place that are maybe more inexperienced,, Rodriguez said.dddddddddddd. We may have to adapt some of our schemes, not just on offense and defense, but on special teams. We will have 11 out there. I dont know how much experience they will have, but well have 11 out there, and get ready to go put the plan together for Utah.Things to watch when Utah hosts Arizona:REAL STRUGGLE: Utah continues to be one of the worst teams in the country in the red zone with a 75 percent scoring percentage -- No. 107 in the nation and last in the Pac-12. The 54.17 touchdown percentage puts them at No. 98.We think we maybe need to be a little more creative down there, Whittingham said.PROMOTED: Utah sophomore Armand Shyne was promoted to starter this week after rushing for 99 yards and two touchdowns against Cal. He has 272 yards and three touchdowns this season. The Utes need him and freshman Zack Moss to carry the load with junior Troy McCormick banged up.BALL SECURITY: Arizona is tied for No. 23 in the nation with just five turnovers in five games. The Wildcats have had three games without a single turnover. Utah has 10 turnovers this season, but has also forced 12, which is tied for No. 6 in the country.We really want to be a nastier team this week, Utah safety Chase Hansen said.HURT, TOO: The Utes have had injury issues of their own. Three-year starting center J.J. Dielman went down last week with a season-ending lower leg injury. Backup Lo Falemaka is banged up and was in a walking boot this week. First team All-Pac-12 defensive tackle Lowell Lotulelei missed last game with a shoulder injury. No. 1 receiver Tim Patrick and starting cornerback Reggie Porter both went down last week. McCormick was also in a boot this week after getting hurt last week. Whittingham only confirmed that Dielman would be out this week.---AP college football site: http://collegefootball.ap.org---Follow Kareem Copeland on Twitter: www.twitter.com/KareemCopeland ' ' '